absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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