The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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