can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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