feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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