He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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