Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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