I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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