i may or may not be watching the land before time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize