She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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