He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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