He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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