We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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