I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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