Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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whose parrot is this?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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