did you get engaged???
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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