i don't like sucking hair
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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