help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Two words: blizzard sex
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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