she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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