She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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