Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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