Define "chronic" masturbator.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We smell like vodka and hangover
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