i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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