to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
last night I used snow as a chaser
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