His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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