So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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