We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He shit in the fireplace
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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