So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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