Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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