I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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