then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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