Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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