I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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