Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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