Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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