I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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