thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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