forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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