i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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