Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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