I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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