physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
false alarm. still invincible.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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