I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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