Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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