I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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