She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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