I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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