Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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