I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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