They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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