just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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