I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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