So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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