amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize